The Religious Policeman

....but now those idiots have blurted it all over the Internet.

"Our little secret"?

Well, the Jooos have got their "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", haven't they? Well, we Muslims will not be out-done, we have our own Grand Master Plan for the Reconquest of the World. It's so secret, I can't even tell you what it's called.

"Those idiots"?

Yes, the people who've gone and published it, Hamas, you know, the Palestinian Terrorists, oops sorry, "Freedom Fighters". They've gone and published Phase 1 of the Plan for the Reconquest on their kiddies' website, and it's been reported here.

You see, Phase 1 is the recapture of Al Andalus (known to you kuffars as southern Spain). We used to own it, but got kicked out in the 1400's, and now we want it back. And where better than to start with Seville?

The web magazine, whose name means "conqueror," includes an article in which the city of Seville itself is the narrator, saying, "I beg you, my loved ones, to call me to return along with the other cities of the lost paradise to Muslim hands so that happiness may reign in my lands. Dress me, for I am the bride of the land of Al Andalus."

So that Cathedral that you see will go back to being a mosque, and once again you'll be able to buy jars of Muslim Marmalade. Then we'll go on to Cordoba, and Granada, and who knows where sfter that, there'll be no stopping us.

Just don't tell the Spaniards, let it be our little surprise.