Miss Saudi Arabia

Where would the Religious Policeman be without "Uwe", its soccer correspondent in Germany? As the build-up continues to the 2006 World Cup (stop yawning, you lot), Uwe has told me about a "Miss World Cup" competition held a few days ago in a small town in Germany, won by Miss Togo.

But here is Miss Saudi Arabia. How wonderfully Haram! And yes, as far as I can judge, she is a genuine Saudi.